About me
Where would I be without my helpers, Miss Kitty and Gnorm Ganassi the Gnarly Gnome? Probably still working on my memoir. Why did it take over ten years to finish? Well, I had the gnome and the John Deere hat, but the black cat really helped me finish it up. Also, I was waiting for the happy ending...
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Who am i?
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A valid question! I started out a fairly normal person...or so I thought. Then I realized my family made The Simpsons look painfully normal. Upon deeming my family "too nerdy" at the age of 5, I went off in search of a new one. It didn't take many friends' moms laughing to figure out that I was stuck with those weird people, and they were actually a pretty perfect fit for me. Also...they were the only ones who would put up with me. After 3 decades, 1 race team, 2 hemorrhaged brain aneurysms, and four brain surgeries, I really don't know where I'd be without them.
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